Companion Advocate Pillows

'Why should I be a faithful companion when he's horrible to me?'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"I heard they mate for life."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Christmas Pets

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"You can always count on me."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Domestic Pardners

Best friends without borders.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"You must learn to let go."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Love

"And this is my life support system."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

Father's love

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

Valentine's Day