Poetic Pooch Lover Gifts

Literate Dogs.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

K9 Literati

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

K9 Literati.

Litteratti K9s.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'To woof or not to woof...'

Cat with Crown.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Scents and scentsibility"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

When Pugs dream.

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

K9 Litterati.

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

Pet Cemetery.

Self-walking dog

"Too goth?"

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'I like it.'