Dog Lover With A Literary Twist Gifts

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Litteratti K9s.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

K9 Literati

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Gym Dog

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Roget's Pet

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

"Actually I never loved you."

K9 Literati.

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Beware of SUV.'

Cat with Crown.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Rattache