Literary Animal Lover Gifts

Cat with Crown.

"I contain multitudes."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

'Ahhh...'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Fly Football

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Billy. The Kid.

Swan Fairy Tales

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.