Dog Lover With A Twist Gifts

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

'Objection! The Prosecution is attempting to lead the witness!'

"You eat dog - excellent!"

"You're late."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Beware of poker-playing dog

'I like cats.'

An old dog learns a new trick.

"He's the best hunting dog I've ever had."

'Beware of SUV.'

Pavement Art.

Beware of the dog.

'I really wish you wouldn't call me at work, darling!'

Dangle the Dog

"He's looking for my stock portfolio."

An advantage of robotic pets.

A dog running with a man's arm in its mouth.

Houdini's Dog

His Master's Vuvuzela

"Such a big animal, I wonder what's on his mind."

'The homework ate my dog.'

'How to make money in the stock market.'

'Okay. let's roll.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Don't you realise those collars are symbols of subservience and repression?'

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"Ha Ha, it's just a small mongrel he calls 'Kalashnikov'."

"Most people stop at the jacket."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"My master gave me this after he got it off his ankle."

"Can you identify for the court who allegedly groped you?"

"Make me look like this."

Happy Brexiters

"He's typing something into the GPS. Just how long of a walk does he want to go on?"

"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out."