Dog Lover With A Twist Pillows

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

'Objection! The Prosecution is attempting to lead the witness!'

"You eat dog - excellent!"

"You're late."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Beware of poker-playing dog

An old dog learns a new trick.

'I like cats.'

Pavement Art.

'Beware of SUV.'

"He's the best hunting dog I've ever had."

Beware of the dog.

"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out."

"Can you identify for the court who allegedly groped you?"

"I promised him he could have a pet."

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"He's typing something into the GPS. Just how long of a walk does he want to go on?"

Happy Brexiters

"Make me look like this."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Ha Ha, it's just a small mongrel he calls 'Kalashnikov'."

"Most people stop at the jacket."

A dog running with a man's arm in its mouth.

Dangle the Dog

"He's looking for my stock portfolio."

An advantage of robotic pets.

'I really wish you wouldn't call me at work, darling!'

Houdini's Dog

His Master's Vuvuzela

"Such a big animal, I wonder what's on his mind."

'The homework ate my dog.'

'How to make money in the stock market.'

'Okay. let's roll.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Don't you realise those collars are symbols of subservience and repression?'