Dog Lover With A Comic Twist Pillows

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I'm working from home today."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Dog in love

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Roget's Pet

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"He ran out of pee."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Actually I never loved you."

Teacher's pet dog

Litteratti K9s.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'Beware of SUV.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Al's Teachers' Pets.