Slushie Enthusiasts Gifts

"The super-ice-slushees are only 49 cents!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Teddy and friends.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm huggable!'

Water Slide

Banana Smoothie

Oh you smoothie

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Teddy Bears in the wild

Motor-blender.

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"More cake?"

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

Sushi For Men...

Fruit Smoothie

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"Need hug."

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'No whey, Jose!'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Bananas eye the blender

"Our Mr Smoothie range is no more. It has been placed into liquidation!"

I'll have a pumpkin smoothie with the "Experimental Ebola Vaccine" boost. We don

Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head? I'm glad you (huff) asked. Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death. So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills. Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill? They walk. ... Walk.