Slushies Gifts

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Teddy and friends.

Acme Toys Ltd

Toys

'I'm huggable!'

Banana Smoothie

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"More cake?"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Fruit Smoothie

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

"Need hug."

Teddy Bears

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

"Our Mr Smoothie range is no more. It has been placed into liquidation!"

"Oh yes, I used to love chasing balls, but now, I'm just content watching you young ones doing it..."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

Fruit Mart: Closing down, going into liquidiser.

'A zero-calorie, low-carb, antioxidant-rich forbidden fruit smoothie? Tempting!'