Plushie Enthusiast Gifts

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Teddy and friends.

Acme Toys Ltd

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

Toys

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm huggable!'

Pig's Human Bank

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Teddy Bears in the wild

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Need hug."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

Teddy Bears

This year's must-have Christmas toy... Cattle Patch Kids.

A man and his dog

Pet Cryogenics.

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

"Did you boys see anything?"

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

"These clouds are really plush!"