Plushie Fan Gifts

Teddy and friends.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Acme Toys Ltd

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Toys

'I'm huggable!'

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Bubbie Selfies

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Need hug."

March of the Ducklings

"Tag. . . you're it!"

Teddy Bears

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

"Did you boys see anything?"

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

'Oh it's just what I wanted, how did you know?!!'

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

'Okay, maybe you're right! Maybe there is something more than snuggling and cuddling... But not for you man! Not for you!'

Children leaving zoo with chimp