Plush Enthusiast Gifts

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Acme Toys Ltd

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Pig's Human Bank

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Two minds but with a single thought.

Romances

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Teddy Bears in the wild

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

You know you're getting old when....

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"Need hug."

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

Proud to be posh!

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

This year's must-have Christmas toy... Cattle Patch Kids.

Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.

A man and his dog