Plush Aficionado Gifts

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Jack in the Box

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Pillows in love.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Pig's Human Bank

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

The Manicure.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Teddy Bears in the wild

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

You know you're getting old when....

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."