Plush Aficionado Prints

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Jack in the Box

Pillows in love.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Pig's Human Bank

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

The Manicure.

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Teddy Bears in the wild

You know you're getting old when....

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."