Pouch Aficionado Prints

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"A little help, please."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Have you tried biting him?"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Online Shopping.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Pillows in love.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Fido and Fifi

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Add to Basket?

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'