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A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"A little help, please."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Pillows in love.

Online Shopping.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

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'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Fido and Fifi

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

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"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission