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'Stop staring at my purse!'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A Macaroni in 1772

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"So, how do you want it?"

Purple dress

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

The Dandy

Square Cut

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

The latest in Eyewear.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Beard fails

'I work at the airport.'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

A meeting on the pier