Purse Aficionado Mugs

'Stop staring at my purse!'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Purple dress

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

The Dandy

Square Cut

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

The latest in Eyewear.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Beard fails

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

A meeting on the pier