Purse Enthusiast Mugs

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'Studies show women's purses carry more than a standard backpack.'

Bank transporting a giant purse.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'I'm tired for shopping, Joy. I just wanna sit down, and my shoulder hurts from carrying my purse.'

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Georgian head-dress

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'