Couch Aficionado Prints

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"I just thought I'd flag that up."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Goal!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Man and woman buying furniture.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

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