Plush Enthusiasts Gifts

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Acme Toys Ltd

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Pig's Human Bank

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Two minds but with a single thought.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Teddy Bears in the wild

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

You know you're getting old when....

"Need hug."

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

This year's must-have Christmas toy... Cattle Patch Kids.

"I suppose I pamper my husband, but he's been used to it since childhood."

A man and his dog

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

I'd kiss you goodnight, but I find it hard to stop after just one kiss. Hey, I'm willing to risk it, and I'm a recovering kissaholic.