Plush Pup Enthusiast Gifts

A man and his dog

"Pick me!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Dogs

Puppy.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dogs in a basket

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Who's best friend are you?'