Plush Pup Enthusiast Gifts

A man and his dog

"Pick me!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

A Change of Scene.

Dogs

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

Dogs in a basket

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'