Plush Enthusiast Mugs

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Acme Toys Ltd

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Pig's Human Bank

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Two minds but with a single thought.

Romances

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Teddy Bears in the wild

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

You know you're getting old when....

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"Need hug."

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

A man and his dog

This year's must-have Christmas toy... Cattle Patch Kids.

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'