Plush Paradise Enthusiast Mugs

"These clouds are really plush!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Pig's Human Bank

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Give Way To Cyclists

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Teddy Bears in the wild

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

One man and his dog.

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'They have TWO trees!'

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Desert island hammock.

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

"No, it's Halloween again and this year it's my turn to wear the costume and make you guess!"

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Ocean Views

Pet Cryogenics.

This year's must-have Christmas toy... Cattle Patch Kids.

A man and his dog

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

'Hurry up! Go tell Noah we found a hatch.'

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

"I don't have that in front of me right now."