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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A Hole in the Dike

No Soliciting

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Don't even think about it."

Teddy and friends.

Acme Toys Ltd

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"That's just not the real me."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Pig's Human Bank

'I'm huggable!'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

It's for you.

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'I already have a home security system.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'Okay, how do we do this?'