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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A Hole in the Dike

No Soliciting

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Don't even think about it."

Teddy and friends.

Acme Toys Ltd

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"That's just not the real me."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I'm huggable!'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Pig's Human Bank

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

'I already have a home security system.'

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

"Need hug."

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'