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Teddy and friends.

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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

'I'm huggable!'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"Is really wet, here!"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Need hug."

Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

'Miss Thompson. Get me the charity list, I feel some ethics coming on!!'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

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