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"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Teddy and friends.

Toys

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm huggable!'

Pig's Human Bank

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Teddy Bears in the wild

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Need hug."

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

Teddy Bears

Pet Cryogenics.

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

"Did you boys see anything?"

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

A man and his dog

This year's must-have Christmas toy... Cattle Patch Kids.

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

"We'll be back in three hours."

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

"These clouds are really plush!"

"The super-ice-slushees are only 49 cents!"