Plushie Lover T-Shirts

"I collected tons of them and now the market's dead...they're worthless!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Wine Pyramid

Teddy and friends.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Acme Toys Ltd

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Toys

Champagne

'I'm huggable!'

Pig's Human Bank

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Champagne and Oysters

Teddy Bears in the wild

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Need hug."

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

Teddy Bears

Time for Cake and Cava!

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

Pet Cryogenics.

A man and his dog

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."