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Teddy and friends.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm huggable!'

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

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"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Need hug."

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

"Tag. . . you're it!"

March of the Ducklings

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

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"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

"Did you boys see anything?"

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

'Oh it's just what I wanted, how did you know?!!'

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

'Okay, maybe you're right! Maybe there is something more than snuggling and cuddling... But not for you man! Not for you!'

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