Plushie Skeptic Pillows

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

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Teddy and friends.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'I'm huggable!'

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"Is really wet, here!"

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

"Need hug."

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

'Miss Thompson. Get me the charity list, I feel some ethics coming on!!'

'Seventy three percent of statistics are made up on the spot.'

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'