Drinking Slushies Gifts

"The super-ice-slushees are only 49 cents!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Malty tasking.'

Banana Smoothie

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Oh you smoothie

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Motor-blender.

"More cake?"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Fruit Smoothie

Elf on the Top Shelf

Welcome Back.

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

Bananas eye the blender

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'No whey, Jose!'

Global Warming.

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"Our Mr Smoothie range is no more. It has been placed into liquidation!"

'Separate bills please.'

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head? I'm glad you (huff) asked. Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death. So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills. Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill? They walk. ... Walk.

I'll have a pumpkin smoothie with the "Experimental Ebola Vaccine" boost. We don

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

'Umm...I'm allergic to milk but not Cabernet.'