Drinking Smoothies Gifts

You can't believe how many ants it takes to make a smoothie, but it's SO worth it.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Malty tasking.'

Banana Smoothie

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Oh you smoothie

Motor-blender.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"More cake?"

'It's times like this when I ask myself 'what would Oprah do'?'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Fruit Smoothie

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'No whey, Jose!'

Bananas eye the blender

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

No wonder you're drinking hot cocoa, Al. You went outside wearing a tee shirt after I advised you to layer up. Layer up? I though you told me to lawyer up. Weather Wonk.

I'll have a pumpkin smoothie with the "Experimental Ebola Vaccine" boost. We don

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

"Our Mr Smoothie range is no more. It has been placed into liquidation!"

"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."

Ah Darling, my favourite time of the year! I'm well fed, have a hot chocolate with marshmallows, and it's time to hibernate...

Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head? I'm glad you (huff) asked. Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death. So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills. Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill? They walk. ... Walk.

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

'Separate bills please.'