Smoothie Lovers Gifts

"More cake?"

I'll have a pumpkin smoothie with the "Experimental Ebola Vaccine" boost. We don

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm an atheist!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Boy on father's knee

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Banana Smoothie

Oh you smoothie

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Motor-blender.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

"This time, she went too far."

Fruit Smoothie

Milkshake Shortage

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"Shake! Good dog."

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

How milkshakes are made