Slushy Lover Gifts

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wine Pyramid

"Is it something I said dear?"

Homo Zapiens

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Champagne

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"That's his answer to everything!"

Champagne and Oysters

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Slug Hospitals

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Saguaro Cacti.

Centurion in a Shower

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

You had me at succulents!

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'