Slushy Lover Mugs

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Homo Zapiens

Wine Pyramid

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Champagne

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"That's his answer to everything!"

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Champagne and Oysters

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Slug Hospitals

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

Saguaro Cacti.

Centurion in a Shower

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"He's a chip off the old block."

You had me at succulents!

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."