Cold Beverage Aficionado Gifts

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Tea Snob.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

Global Warming.

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

Try and stay cool, Y'all

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Ice cubes

'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'

"I have heated your beer in the microwave because you told me you like hot drinks!"

Tea binge drinkers.

Pet Cryogenics.

Selling food out of a sleigh.

I told you you'd get brain freeze if you ate them too fast.

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

'Time out- brain freeze.'

'The doctor allows Sam only one cup of coffee a day.'

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

'Coffee. Milk.'

Chilled drinks cabinet.

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'

left a bit. Now down on the right..no left..

Coke and Pepsi