Cold Drink Connoisseur Gifts

Pet Cryogenics.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'Fried chickens.'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."