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Pet Cryogenics.

"Pick me!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Why Poodles Become Killers

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppy.

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'