Slurpee Lover T-Shirts

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I said slime."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Cowboy Slippers

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

Spud U-boat

Slug Hospitals

Kitten Slippers

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."