Slug Lover T-Shirts

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Gilmore Slugs

"I think the soup might be just a bit too salty."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Slug Hospitals

'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.

Slug roulette.

"Don't do it! You've got so much to live for!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Homo Zapiens

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Slug roulette

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

Slipstream

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