Slug Warrior T-Shirts

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

Giant slug attacks a city

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Slipstream

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

Dry Cleaning

Yawn

Organic Salad

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Slug Hospitals

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Scary Slug Stories

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Snail to Slug.

Snail Estate Agents

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...