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"There it is Derek,....our nemesis!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Giant slug attacks a city

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

The Giamatti era

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

Slipstream

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Slug Hospitals

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Organic Salad

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Snail Estate Agents

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'There goes the scourge of this county.'