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'Lassie, come home!!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

The Giamatti era

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

That's my son! Bat boy.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

"A little high and inside."

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Slug Hospitals

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

"Darned Copycats!"

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

Gilmore Slugs

Slug roulette.

'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.

Walking the dog

Extended Stay.

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

"That's not fair!"