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"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Silly sausages

Slipstream

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"A little high and inside."

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

Snail Estate Agents

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Window in the Outfield.

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."