Little Slugger Fan Gifts

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Silly sausages

That's my son! Bat boy.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Slipstream

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"A little high and inside."

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

Snail Estate Agents

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

Window in the Outfield.