Slugger Fan Gifts

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Gareth Bale

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Slipstream

That's my son! Bat boy.

Silly sausages

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

Martin O'Neill

"Don't even think about it."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

Snail Estate Agents