Slugger Fan Gifts

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Silly sausages

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Slipstream

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

"Don't even think about it."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"I think we're in for a long winter."

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'