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"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Giant slug attacks a city

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

The Giamatti era

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

Slug Hospitals

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Organic Salad

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Window in the Outfield.

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

Slug roulette.

'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.

Gilmore Slugs

The Babe points to where his investment portfolio is going!

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"