Syrup Tasting Gifts

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

You've Had Enough!

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Cheese

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

All-Day Breakfast

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Coffee Menu

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

'More syrup anyone?'

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'How's the curry?.'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

Heavy syrup

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

Beer versus Wine

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

'A bit pungent, perhaps, but very satisfying.'

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.