Syrup Tasting Gifts

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

You've Had Enough!

Cheese

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

All-Day Breakfast

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

Maple syrup and milk collection.

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'How's the curry?.'

'More syrup anyone?'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

Heavy syrup

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

'A bit pungent, perhaps, but very satisfying.'

Beer versus Wine

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'