Soup Tasting Gifts

Quark soup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What's the insect de jour?

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'